Just seen a job for a Midwifery lecturer. Not that I want a new job right now, but eventually I thought I might want to do this. But they ideally want you to have a PhD, and I really don’t think I want to spend another 5 years studying. And they definitely want you to have a track record in research, which i don’t have.

So, I then saw a job in Midwifery research – to get that, guess what I need? Yup – a PhD. Maybe I’ll just stay as a hospital midwife after all!